Carol Schram: Brock Boeser's back injury is healed, scores hat trick at Da Beauty League During the summer hockey wasteland, it's hard not to get excited for a Brock Boeser hat trick, even if it comes in a game of shinny.

I wish this Da Beauty League would go full on late 80s pro wrestling. Pyro, costumes, gimmicks, etc.

thank you carol

thank you carol
- Codes1087

Yes well done Carol as always.

Carol, what's a pice?

I posted a pice on former Phoenix/Arizona Coyotes grinder and now hockey media star Paul "BizNasty" Bissonette over at Forbes yesterday.

Just joking, Thanks Carol.

I wish this Da Beauty League would go full on late 80s pro wrestling. Pyro, costumes, gimmicks, etc.
- Lindenis#1

Sort of like a VGK game?

Carol, what's a pice?



Just joking, Thanks Carol.
- manvanfan

No, thank you! Always appreciate an extra set of eyes.

Fixed now.

Sort of like a VGK game?
- manvanfan

I want it weirder and crazier.

I want a player out there pretending he's a Minotaur. One guy who only skates only with one leg because he's pretending to be a Flamingo and his gloves and helmet are pink. When someone scores, I want the net to have pyro charges in it. I want there to be a corrupt scorekeeper. Music all game long and every player gets their own entrance. The final is a Royal Rumble where its everyone vs everyone. you just put the puck in the net closest to you and get to pick someone to eliminate after by hooking them in the nuts over the boards.

No, thank you! Always appreciate an extra set of eyes.

Fixed now.
- Carol Schram

You know that we are reading and not just skipping to the comment section.


Have you ever read "fire on ice, why Saskatchewan rules hockey" By Darrell Davis.

I want it weirder and crazier.

I want a player out there pretending he's a Minotaur. One guy who only skates only with one leg because he's pretending to be a Flamingo and his gloves and helmet are pink. When someone scores, I want the net to have pyro charges in it. I want there to be a corrupt scorekeeper. Music all game long and every player gets their own entrance. The final is a Royal Rumble where its everyone vs everyone. you just put the puck in the net closest to you and get to pick someone to eliminate after by hooking them in the nuts over the boards.
- Lindenis#1

I'd say it's a little early to start drinking but I have a feeling the drinking started yesterday and is still going with you. A lack of sleep is now involved in your thinking

Thanks Carol. We really needed this update.

Hard to believe Lefty doesnt think Boeser is an exciting player. He would be if he played for another team I'm sure.

I want it weirder and crazier.

I want a player out there pretending he's a Minotaur. One guy who only skates only with one leg because he's pretending to be a Flamingo and his gloves and helmet are pink. When someone scores, I want the net to have pyro charges in it. I want there to be a corrupt scorekeeper. Music all game long and every player gets their own entrance. The final is a Royal Rumble where its everyone vs everyone. you just put the puck in the net closest to you and get to pick someone to eliminate after by hooking them in the nuts over the boards.
- Lindenis#1

Bath Salts?

I want it weirder and crazier.

I want a player out there pretending he's a Minotaur. One guy who only skates only with one leg because he's pretending to be a Flamingo and his gloves and helmet are pink. When someone scores, I want the net to have pyro charges in it. I want there to be a corrupt scorekeeper. Music all game long and every player gets their own entrance. The final is a Royal Rumble where its everyone vs everyone. you just put the puck in the net closest to you and get to pick someone to eliminate after by hooking them in the nuts over the boards.
- Lindenis#1

I want it weirder and crazier.

I want a player out there pretending he's a Minotaur. One guy who only skates only with one leg because he's pretending to be a Flamingo and his gloves and helmet are pink. When someone scores, I want the net to have pyro charges in it. I want there to be a corrupt scorekeeper. Music all game long and every player gets their own entrance. The final is a Royal Rumble where its everyone vs everyone. you just put the puck in the net closest to you and get to pick someone to eliminate after by hooking them in the nuts over the boards.

*New commissioner needed for hockey league*

Carol, we need a poll everyday on what Lefty's avatar will be that day.

Carol, we need a poll everyday on what Lefty's avatar will be that day.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Thanks Carol. We really needed this update.

Hard to believe Lefty doesnt think Boeser is an exciting player. He would be if he played for another team I'm sure.
- boonerbuck

You know how Lefty thinks short people complain about short players not being able to play.

It's probably the same for Lefty, larger slower plays like he was. He thinks they aren't exciting because he wasn't an exciting player.

I'd say it's a little early to start drinking but I have a feeling the drinking started yesterday and is still going with you. A lack of sleep is now involved in your thinking
- manvanfan

No, i just want things to be fun. Most of the world is too boring. Everything needs pyro

Thanks Carol! Cool tidbit on Konstantinov, Boeser getting 40 would be special. with him and Bo at 60 pts, EP at a conservative 40 points, Our top6 could be on par. Now as for the d and goaltending.... Maybe Nilsson and Hutton will just get waived

Thanks Carol! Cool tidbit on Konstantinov, Boeser getting 40 would be special. with him and Bo at 60 pts, EP at a conservative 40 points, Our top6 could be on par. Now as for the d and goaltending.... Maybe Nilsson and Hutton will just get waived
- neem55

What about Tanner Pearson+ Jake Muzzin for Goldy, Granlund, MDZ, Carcone?

Thx Carol.
Any word on negotiations between Canucks and Virtanen?

What about Tanner Pearson+ Jake Muzzin for Goldy, Granlund, MDZ, Carcone?
- manvanfan

Haha that package is maybe Muzzin's value. Maybe. That would free up those roster spots though. Can't see them trading Muzzin. Rights to Voynov on the other hand.

Haha that package is maybe Muzzin's value. Maybe. That would free up those roster spots though. Can't see them trading Muzzin. Rights to Voynov on the other hand.
- neem55

yeah because when you harp on culture culture winning good people culture you want a guy who allegedly routinely beat the poop out of his wife in the room.

Anything for Voynov's rights at this point is an overpayment. He has absolute negative value. I'd take 3 Beagle contracts of that

JB says they have all summer to sign jake and there is no concern it will get done.